Beware of Civano's most wanted! If you see these seedy characters skulking around, do not approach them directly. Rather, use this line of communication:

Them: "Hello."
You: "Hello."
Them: "Do you like my hat?"
You: "No, I do not like your hat."
Them: "Goodbye."
You: "Goodbye."

If they hand you something, perhaps a clue, take it. But beware the $6 baby saguaro in the 1" pot. It's way overpriced....